Here we shall explore the various intricacies of being me, mostly with an emphasis on stupid things. However, I shall address some vital topics concerning the future of the nation, such as my opinions on various bands and my own strictly hypothetical band. I also plan to add links to pages whose creators have some agenda in mind and are not just bored... but first, some info on me: I am an 18 year old Business Administration student at Carnegie Mellon University, home of the world's largest collection of freaks. I hail from Elizabeth, PA, a scenic town of great boredom. My future plans include becoming a pirate with my fine friends and bandmates Maher S. Hoque and Ryan J Gidel, and Miss Sara E. Norelli, of Pitt, Pitt and VA Tech, respectively. I also will continue to promote silliness on the internet, and, as you shall see, may perform with my band at some point. And now... Let the foolishness begin.
